I confused my mother yesterday. She had been looking at the pictures of her family on the wall and not so much reminiscing (since she doesn't have firm memories any more), but saying how lucky she had been to have such a good family, how much fun they had together, etc.
She looked at me and said, "didn't we?" I said "Well, I wasn't there, so don't know."
"You weren't there? Why weren't you there?"
"I wasn't born yet!"
She was confused and she asked me how I got there. I tried to talk around the subject but finally said "you had sex with my father."
She looked shocked. "I had sex with your father??? How could I ever have sex with your father???"
I finally realized she didn't know who I was. I asked if she knew who I was and she said. "Of course. You're my sister."
I told her that no, I was her daughter. She thought about that for awhile and finally said "I'm going to have to think about that. I don't understand a word of what you're saying."